Authors: Aashish Vishnoi, Deepak Farmania, Priya Gupta
Relationship with Girls can be classified into 3 types:
- Stocks: The volatile part of the market. Need them to ensure u have “fun”
- Bonds: The security part in life. You need to have to go back to them at the end of the day for a good night
- Bank Balance: these are your friend circle, on whom you rely during financial crunch situations, to take you off the problems caused by market failure.
One requires Bonds (read girl friend) for security and constant rate of return, but at the same time you can’t deprive yourself from the fun of stocks - the volatile option. You may mistake a bond as a stock and flirt in the market, but might need them to be taken in as bank balance if you want a quick exit.
So, should one delve in stocks from time to time, while keeping the bonds safe too ?
If you stick with the bonds for a while, you need not worry about their safety. Just don’t expose them with stocks; else u will be in financial (read love) crunch. As far as investment in stocks go, its totally upto your risking capacity and market favorability (which changes as you move around the globe).
What must be realised, is that one may flirt with bank balance, but can directly convert them to a bond. Bank-balance to stock is a rarity. Vice-versa is an easier option though.
Note 1: This theory is being developed, and is under review. Your comments will be considered.
Note 2: Advice from Aditya Mukherjee
4 responses so far ↓
1 Karthik Shekhar // May 5, 2009 at 1:48 am
LOL!
I shall look forward to more detailed developments
would there be a sub-prime analogy here? Perhaps it might emerge if I introspect a little deeper into my life
2 vishnoi // May 5, 2009 at 1:51 am
oh. that’s a new twist to the topic. could do with some advice on this
3 Onkar // May 5, 2009 at 7:28 am
thats awesome.. LOL
4 weBDisc // May 5, 2009 at 9:17 am
Quite right!
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